Einstein on Infinity

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Eagles and Weasels

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Benfield

Clothes Make the Man

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

Truth and Lies

I'd rather my enemy tell me truth with a bad attitude, than a man who calls me friend tell me lies with a smile.

"Insanity. . .

is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results." - Anonymous

Comic Wisdom 1

“When you find a big kettle of crazy, it’s best not to stir it.” – Dilbert

Pop Culture and Church

Letting popular culture dictate what we do in church is like letting the court jester run the kingdom.

Stupid Terms 1

"Anti-aging". That's a joke. Age happens.

"I’m off to the Grace Church men’s retreat today. “Biblical Masculinity” whatever that is? I guess you have to gird up your loins before you barbeque them;-)" - My friend Bob in an email he sent me.

Have you ever. . .

. . .driven this road?

“There’s a road in Oklahoma, straighter than a preacher, longer than a memory.” – From ‘Nowhere Road’ sung by Waylon Jennings

"There’s another one in Kansas ."– D.L..

Fusion/Punk Rock Johnny Cash

There outta be a law against it. It's criminal behavior.

Fusion/Punk Rock Johnny Cash

There outta be a law against fushion/punk rock covers of Johnny Cash songs. It's criminal behavior.

Wisdom in a lyric. . .

"Love is like a flower, it holds a lot of rain." - Roy Orbison